Tuesday, March 23, 2004

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

SGT Shawn Stanford From Avalanche Company's Blog writes about The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web.
A couple favorites:
2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.
26. Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'
89. Must not refer to the Commander as ‘Dad'.
142. 'Calvin-Ball' is not authorized PT.

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